Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there. Let’s celebrate with some Dad jokes!!!

Dad jokes are simple, pun-filled humor characterized by being corny and rarely funny. They’re told with a straight face and typically induce groans or eye-rolls rather than genuine laughter. And when a dad tells a dad joke, his kids are usually embarrassed for him (and might even be embarrassed that they are related to him). The term “dad joke” was first published in a June 20, 1987, editorial in the Gettysburg Times in which the writer praised dad jokes and said they should be revered and preserved. I agree!

Here are some great Dad Jokes for you to enjoy on Father’s Day:

• Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

• If I’m reading their lips correctly… My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door.

• What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

• What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.

• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

• My cloning experiments finally paid off. I’m so excited, I’m beside myself.

• Tonight, I taught my kids about democracy by having them vote on which movie to watch and what pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I was the one with the money.

• Accidentally used the dog’s shampoo today… Now I’m feeling like such a good boy.

• Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

• And God said to John, “Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

• I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

• A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?” Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

• My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

• I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

• What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

• I bought a package of animal crackers, and the box said, “DO NOT EAT IF SEAL IS BROKEN.” So I opened the box, and sure enough . . .

• My son wanted to know what it was like to be married, so I asked him to leave me alone. When he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.

• My clothes are divided into three categories: summer, winter, and in case I lose weight.

• When visiting a cemetery recently, I asked the caretaker if it was haunted. He said, “Nope, I’ve worked here 178 years, and I have never experienced anything out of the ordinary.”

• An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. They smell alcohol on the priest’s breath. “Have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest. The cop replies: “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest says: “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

• My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

• I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I’ll let you know.

• A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll you have?” The rabbit says, “I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect.”

• I was in an Uber the other day, and the driver asked, “Do you mind if I put some music on?” I said, “Not at all.” He said, “Kiss?” I said, “Let’s listen to the music first and see how we feel.”

• Just tried to kill a roach with Axe body spray. Now it’s name is Brett, and he won’t shut up about CrossFit.

• Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

• A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he said. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “He’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

• I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.’

• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

I’d love for you to share your favorite dad jokes in the comments. Happy Father’s Day!

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